Friday, January 1, 2010

Obligatory New Year's Resolutions # 1-4

Compelled by standard American operating procedures, I am committing to a list of resolution:


Resolution 1: (Continued resolution from New Years 2009) Publish a short story
As a literary genius, I am obligated to share my stories with the world. The fact that I have been unable to publish anything yet, speaks more about the current trend away from printed materials and less about my abilities as a creative writer. Fact.


Resolutions 2: Find a full time employment.
Motivated by a selfless desire to bolster the national economy and by an empty checking account, I am going to find a full time job.


Resolution 3: Take down the Christmas lights


Resolution 4: (TBD)


I will start tomorrow.

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