I've picked up my flashlight and returned to Colorado to build my dreams at $8.75/hour as a security guard. To supplement my part-time hours, I will manufacture Valentine’s Day Greeting Cards. I’ll name the company Paper Cuts or Papier-Mâché Kisses
Card #1
Your love
is a smog cloud
with a stranglehold
on my heart
Happy Valentine’s Day
Card #4
having you in my life
feels like wearing wet socks
Happy Valentine’s Day
Card #7
Happy Valentine’s Day
I love you
more than my fling on the side
Card #8
Sex
with you
is more satisfying
than touching myself
to your Facebook pictures
I hope your wife to be doesn't read this blog. Who knows what she might think. Wait...nobody reads our blogs so I guess you're safe.
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