Getting to know you (me)

“…my precise demographic-middle/lower class, MTV-watching, video-game-playing, Doritos-eating, action hero wannabe.”



- Paul Rieckhoff Chasing Ghosts pg 9

Papier-Mâché Kisses

I've picked up my flashlight and returned to Colorado to build my dreams at $8.75/hour as a security guard. To supplement my part-time hours, I will manufacture Valentine’s Day Greeting Cards. I’ll name the company Paper Cuts or Papier-Mâché Kisses

Card #1
Your love
is a smog cloud
with a stranglehold
on my heart

Happy Valentine’s Day

Card #4
having you in my life
feels like wearing wet socks

Happy Valentine’s Day

Card #7
Happy Valentine’s Day
I love you
more than my fling on the side

Card #8
Sex
with you
is more satisfying
than touching myself
to your Facebook pictures